I have written a story and up there is a drawing about it now please be quiet and listen to the story *ahem*:

THE STORY OF MANNY AND BOONE
Once upon a time there was a lovely man called Manny, who was flawlessly splendid and not kind of an overly possessive and slightly creepy stalker guy at all. He lived in a place called Novac with his best friend from the NCR army, Boone, and Boone's stupid ugly nasty wife who was always trying to take Boone away from Manny because she was mean like that.

Then one day Boone's wife disappeared, which should have been a happy ending for everyone but for some bizarre reason Boone was upset and angry that Manny was so happy that the mother of Boone's unborn baby had gone from his life. Boone was so cross he wouldn't even speak to Manny anymore! Poor Manny. His life couldn't get any worse... or so he thought, but then some courier rolled into town and helped Boone to find the baddie who had made his wife go away. Then Boone shot the baddie right in the brains and made a bit of a mess. Naughty Boone!

Job done, the courier decided to be on her way but much to Manny's dismay Boone decided to travel with her! But that wasn't enough for the courier, oh no, she decided to make a little home in Novac for herself and Boone to return to from time to time, bringing fresh fruit and vegetables and all kinds of shiny treasures they found on their adventures in the wasteland.
"That courier is doing this on purpose to make me feel jealous", thought Manny.

One day, Boone and the courier had a special mission to go on.
"We're defending hoover dam from those legion FUCKWANKS", said Boone, "I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL THE SHIT OUT OF THEM".
But Manny was worried, "What if they are stronger than you Boone?" he said.
"No one is stronger than me" said Boone in reply and Manny and the courier knew this was probably right.

Manny sadly waved goodbye to his friend and wished him the very best luck. He sat by the radio all day and all night anxiously awaiting news from the Dam. Then, VICTORY! The NCR killed the Legion all dead and the ones that didn't die ran away.
"Thank goodness!" thought Manny, "Boone can finally stop running around after that stupid courier and come back home and live peacefully". But instead of coming home, there was no sign of Boone or the courier. Manny was worried. Had Boone been killed in the battle? Or worse, had he run away with the courier?

Days turned to weeks with no word from dear Boone. Manny was crushed. He sat at his post in the mouth of a big dinosaur statue and sadly stared out into the wastes, hoping that each wanderer on the horizon was Boone on his way home but it never was. Once, Manny even thought he heard Boone's voice calling to him but when he looked around he could see no-one. He sighed hopelessly.

"Up here!" - there it was again! Manny looked up to the sky to see BOONE ON A MAGICAL FLYING HORSE.
"BOONE!" Manny cried with joy, "I thought you were dead or run away with the courier!". Boone laughed and brought the horse closer to the Dinosaur's mouth. "Of course not Manny, you are my best friend forever, I would never leave you for some silly girl! Now hop on!".
Manny did as he was told. "Where did this horse come from?" he said.
"Well when I finished at the Dam, the NCR told me they wanted me to take on this very dangerous mission to find these animals that were living in an underground vault. They were guarded by super dragons and nobody had ever made it out alive but of course I did because I AM BOONE". Boone looked proud, "Also, they are magical so where ever they go they create new life even in a place like this!". And sure enough as Boone spoke trees and grass grew, flowers bloomed, water filled the empty ponds. It was brilliant.
"Now where shall we go?", asked Boone.
"I think I would like to go to the moon", said Manny with a happy tear in his eye.
"To the moon it is! HORSE, GOOOOO!"

And so the magical horse, Boone and Manny all flew to the moon to make a new life for themselves without stupid girls and they lived happily ever after THE END.